podencos:

inbedwithboys:

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

Dissociating

shelby-hamilton:

aureat:

tbh screw this “dancing alone in your apartment wearing lace underwear listening to vinyl and smelling like roses” like u kno what you’ll probably have a messy bun and baggy sweats and your apartment will be so tiny it will still smell like what you made for lunch yesterday and your small kitchen will be a mess and the neighbors will be able to listen to the spotify ads that play between songs and you will jump around to 90s rock music and that old lady down the stairs will complain about the noise and judge your smudged make up but that is OKAY and you will be you and you will feel comfortable in ur own skin and not feel like having to fulfill any darn aesthetic!!

I still will def dance alone in my apartment smelling of roses in my lacey ass knickers

nivvou:

there is only one man who wears a fedora who can be trusted and that is perry the platypus

guiseofgentlewords:

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of